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Hunkydory01

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If you are lurking come back, I need a laugh. The mods will probably hate this thread so apologies in advance - but I found some of your old posts I cut and pasted as they were so classic crazy:

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Until (if ever in our pathetic lifetime) they have a procedure that can actually increase your erect length by a real 2-3 inches and girth by 2-3 inches, it is totaly futile trying to make your dick bigger. using an extender to gain half an inch? fucking laughable. do you think your gf cares if your 6'' long cock is no 6.5'' long when her last bf was more like 7.5'' long? why bother getting 2-3 rounds of pmma for an inch or 1.5'' in girth when your wife has already had a guy close to 8'' in girth? and getting one without the other is foolish, sure we can all get to 8'' girth with 20 rounds of pmma, but whats the point if your not AT LEAST 7'' in length?  please stop the mental masturbation of the 'big cock' pipedream, and just give up like i have. this is definitely not what you want to hear, but im trying to save you hours a fucking around with research for nothing in the end.

please just go and lay down in your bed and try to pass the time with fun activities like gaming and tv, and maybe some sports. if you get horny, then masturbate, or if you really want to, go see a prostitute. But please don't waste your time trying to court a woman with some fantasy of a great partnership with great sex because you have a 6'' girth. she will cuck you the first chance she gets when a bigger dick comes along (which won't be that long, since 6'' girth is VERY common, probably 4/10 men have it)

cliffs: 8x7 is the minimum standard to even have a CHANCE at sexually pleasing a female and being able to compete with other sexually active males.

im not anti enhancement ( i too was mentally masturbating over the idea of getting pmma and having 7'' girth, but then i realised it is all fruitless) do it if you want to mental masturbate thinking your 6'' girthed cock is actually going to be the biggest a woman has had. I have just realized that unless you get to the mentioned sizes, there is little point in doing (unless your content with just being 'one of her larger bfs' but not her actual biggest). 

congrats on having a pmma empowered cock and not giving a fuck what females think ( you have ascended, most here haven't),  and since you don't give a fuck what females think then you don't care that your not any of their biggest, but most guys here are obsessed with being a woman's biggest (undoubtedly bought on by years of ridicule or embarrassing experiences, which has made them want to be on the other end of the extreme), but they think that the average cock size is 5.5x4.7, im just trying to make them realise that the true average cock size of the guys in the club and bars fucking the women is actually 7x5.5 with many many of them being in the 8x6+ territory. im not trying to encourage them to get 20 pmma sessions to get to 8'' girth ( a size that should be on the large end by most womans standards), im trying to help them save the trouble of chasing the pipe dream of a big dick in 2016. if your in a relationship and are under 7x6 you will be cucked.

 

those guys aren't the top 20%. they are either ugly or have autism, yet they still are bigger than the 'average' cock size. thats why the 'average' size of 5.5x4.7 is baloney (and im only saying that the average for sexually active men is higher because i am being generous, i am pretty sure the true average is the size i have been mentioning, and that guys that are in the false average range are a 'minority' (not a minority, but more like the bottom 20%, but obviously these men can't be told that they really are 2'' below the average, otherwise there would be mass suicide murders and Elliot Rodger incidents from those who can't cope with the fact, so they make sure to keep coming out with 'studies' that peg a much smaller size so that most of these men can ease their minds thinking they are still in a normal catagory). im not bitter about it, i have just realised it is better to enjoy my time with some shallow activities than chasing some pipe dream of being a man with a big dick. hence lay down and rot, it is a western version of the Hikikomori that implies excluding ones self from the outside world as they are aware that their life does not matter.

 

 

DO FUCKING THINK I LIKE BEING A SMALL COCKED UGLY INCEL FOR ATTENTION? I HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF BASIC HUMAN INTERACTION MY WHOLE LIFE. I HAVE BEEN COPING BY SAYING ONCE I GET AN 8X7 COCK I WILL BE A FUCKING GOD TO WOMEN, BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT I WOULD ONLY BE 'NOT HER SMALLEST', THIS HAS SHATTERED MY (DISTORTED) REALITY, AND STILL DESTINE TO GET CUCKED BY EVERY OTHER MALE SHE PASSES BY. DO YOU REALIZE THE SHEER OPTIONS OF MEN THAT WOMEN HAVE? IN 2016 EVEN 12 YEAROLDS ARE GETTING DICKED BY BIG COCKS (YES THIS IS TRUE), DO YOU THINK I WILL BE HAPPY WHEN THEY ARE 30 AND USED UP AFTER RIDING THE CAROUSEL FOR HALF HER LIFE THAT THEY WANT TO BE WITH ME (TO USE ME AS AN ATM TO BUY THEM FOOD TO SUSTAIN THEIR LIVES, AND BUY THEM CLOTHES SO THEY CAN IMPRESS A HIGHER VALUE MALE AND  CUCK ME FROM BEHIND EVERY CHANCE SHE GETS)? THAT IS NO LIFE AND I WOULD RATHER BLOW MY BRAINS OUT THAN SLEEP NEXT TO A WOMAN WHO HAS TAKEN LARGER COCKS INSIDE HER FLESH!
 

not much to tell. 21 years of painful existence, small cocked ugly white boy from Australia (the land of alpha males with big dicks who will cuck any male who doesn't have the testosterone level of a Serbian tiger right in front of them and will bash you in the alley afterwards).

stats:

sex: 0
date:0
kiss: 0
hug: 0
hand hold: 0


height: 5f11.5'' ( a manlet by 2016 standers)
weight: malnourished 60kg
face: 1/10 2 tops (literally asked if my parents are related)
cock: 6.5bp 6.1nbpx5.3 (average according to studies , prime cuckoldry material in real life)

life is a scam

actually, i did volunteer and had been since i was 15 at the local nursing home, i did it every sat and sun, and still worked 60 hours a week day job. but i just quite both last night so i can pursue the rotting lifestyle of gaming, tv, comics, and sleeping. technically i never even had to work as i have a disability, but i only got a job because i was force fed propaganda on how if you are a hard working man women will respect you or if im a good person they will see that and love me AHAHAHAHA, how come in over 5 years of doing the volunteer work that none of the other girls who work or volunteer there ever tried to talk to me, yet the moment a robust male model tier man starts volunteering (who only volunteered for 1 month) i see them all sitting at the same table at lunch with him and proctically masturbating in front of him? being born into this world as anything less than a male model with a big dick truly is the most torcherous act a "god" can bring upon one of his "children".  but now i don't have any plans to get a bigger cock or plastic surgery to fix my face, i can easily live off 400 a fortnight from disability pension. 

and yes, i have seen a few 80 yearold's cocks, and they almost hung to their knees (i coped by pretending they were the minority)

resoraton said it himself, the AVERAGE PENIS SIZE IS 6.1x5.1. may not be as big as i said ( still stand by it however), but it still is no 5.17x4.7 baloney. new guy just said he has been called a maggot penis, i scroll down and what do you know? 15cm long erect, oh but don't worry bruv that is over half an inch bigger than average what about this black dude who came here like 6 months ago, literally had a 9x6 penis but said in his community size is very important (implying that he still wasn't the biggest). big dicks, big dicks are fucking everywhere. that homeless guy on the street? don't feel sorry for him, coz chances are hes got a massive cock between his legs.

 

this isn't about just hanging in there and not being her smallest fucking lol, if your not the biggest or best a she beast has ever had then you are literally nothing more than scum to her and she will actually get sexual frill out of cucking you to high heaven. if all your striving for is to be 'not her smallest' then good luck, make sure you keylog her phone and computer unless you actually want to be cucked (and even then she may be willing to cuck you in front of you, BUT SHE WILL STILL FUCK BEHIND YOUR BACK WITHOUT YOU EVEN KNOWING IT). 

I don't have a cuck fantasy, my wildest fantasy is to just hold hands with a fucking girl. i truly wish there was just a pill i could take and it will turn me into a gay, becase gays aren't nearly as decietful and eveil as women. i joined grindr to see if i would get matches and i got 200 matches in 2 days, i coulda fucked a hundred blokes by now but im not attracted to males, i am slihtly attraactd==ed to shemales but ONLY if i am at least 2'' longer and twice as thick as the shemale. but even a shemale would cuck me as soon as it pulls its pants down becaues EVEN SHEMALES WHO ARE TAKING FEMALE HORMONES AND MALE HORMONE INHIBITORS STILL HAVE BIGGER DICKS THAN ME.

no matter tho, as i have stated, i have quit my job and all other activities i participated in. i have now succumbed to the rotting lifestyle. i have been laying in my bed for 2 days strait. it is now 330 in the afternoond and i can already feel my muscles atrophying (what little i had in the first place), and my joints stiffening due to low their new minimal activity. i can feel my penis retracting inside my body as it already knows it will never have the privelage of being coated in vaginal fluids or even just being held by a feminine hand while it pulsates to ejaculation. it is nothing more than a piss hose now. i can feel already feel my throat closing in on its self as it no longer has to vocalize words anymore, and only use is to swallow 2 min noodles and pepsi. my body will soon become nothingness. my only will to live comes from anticipation for upcoming xbox games, blockbuster movies, and new television shows (i am esspecially excited for the new xfiles season) and the sweet dopamine release from biting into a dominoes pizza.

some highlights of my rotting journey so far. something tells me this is as good as it will get. yet, i am content.   

  


 

 

 

AHAHAHHAHAHAAHA, recent post from the megafil thread "many men in my home have 7" or more in girth which I have seen and it's no big deal.". more proof that most men have 5.5-7''+ girth. fot hose that are still dead set on enlargement, your goal should be no less than 8'' girth. i believe if you are at least 6.5'' NBPEL then you should have a reasonably large penis after getting the 8'' girth. this way you will be bigger in girth than the majority of men a woman has been with, and length is not as important as girth so 6.5nbp i would say is the minimum to get to a reletively good depth in the vagina. 6.5x8 

but as i said, i don't care anymore about enlargement or anything else anymore. i just rang a escort and asked if she will step on my scrotum between the testicles  with the pointy part of her high heels until i ber her to stop or i ejaculate from me masturbating, i told her i have a small diick so i don't want to fuck her but i'll still pay full price for it anyway. she said sure. i wiss see her in 3 hours. this will be my first and probably last sexual experience, then i can get back to my rotting having known what a woman smells like up close.

 


if an xfiiles episode was based on me that would be an honor (but there was already an episode that is very similar to my life and some things i have experienced so it wouldn't work out). a few years ago i sent a screenplay for a new xfiles movie to chris carter the creater of the show, although they didn't produce the movie, they did produce a condenced version of it in the form of a comic book as part of the season 10 comic continuation of the series as a stand alone episode.

 

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Originally Posted by hunkydory
looks like a decent averaged sized dick



the most devastating piece of information a man could possibly receive.  btw, its not average its below the average for sexually competitive males. my flaccid is a rubbery piece of white stool

 

 

lmao, by the way i AM ugly, i have literally been asked if my parents are borhter and sister  and my body is weak and frail, after a few years of rotting it will be nothing but dust

 

 


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Originally Posted by hunkydory
 I am an art dealer in NY. If you ever come to NYC let me know and I will get you a show. I thought you were supposed to be super ugly?



i just said to you, the fattest guy in my highschool (about 5 years ago) once asked me if my parents are brother and sister because my head is so fucked up, i then tried to fight him but he was so big he beat my skull in further. i then got expelled from that school because i stabbed him with a screwdriver later the semester. but that was when i still felt emotions like a meat bag

since then i have had a few sergeries but i am still very ugly to the point women laugh at me


Originally Posted by hunkydory
Ok, so now I will buy your airfare. After 2-3 shows you could be in MOMA. 



don't you realise that i am a rotter now? i have no ambition for anything except the instant shallow gratification of tv and video games. i had an apointment with a esort earlier, but i canceled because i can't be fucked doing anything anymore. im not gonna fly half way round the world for what is probably a snuff on me

 

 

its the oppposite. the Illuminati controls the media (television, film, music, porn) which has propagated the notion that penis size is the difference between being a male or being a cuckboy. perception becomes reality, hence why everyone who is reading this post is here. the 'studies' are fabricated from a minority of good-doers who are trying to calm the minds of the millions of men who genuinly fear for their genital size. The illuminatis goal is to instill chaos worldwide and penis size is only one small front of their plan to destroy the wholesome family. they also used the media to influence millions of girls to partake in the debauchery they consume (or rather force fed) thru the media.

 

 

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Purple I'm sorry, but there's something tremendously wrong in your recent posts...

you really should be using a PS4



im replacing my xbone with a professional grade PC. consoles are made of junk parts and turned around for a ludicrous profit.

 

mods just ban me, its clear i am just a burden on this site, and im just getting bullied here by cyberbullies anyway. if i ever decide to live webcam my suicide i will start a new account and pm some members who i think will want to watch it. till then im resuming my rotting.

 


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He's gone.



no worries, and tell skeptical one i hope he enjoyed my $100 donation a few months back. this is my origional account and forgot the password a few times, i ended up just using purple donkey instead. but yeah, keep it as an apology gift. anyway im continuing my rotting.

just lol at spank ass you caling me lazy, yes NOW i AM lazy (that comes with the rotting), but i have worked more in my 21 years than most of you have in your lives with nothing to show for it lmao. can you blame me for finally giving up after a lifetime of struggles? anyway thats all, good luck and happy whatever to you all.

 

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Thanks for bringing this back HD
His posts are irresistible, it's that innocent child like imagination combined with his intelligent/articulate writing abilitiy.
If you are out there please come back as please come back as Rotmaster.
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lmaooooooo
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No thanks. He's a classic troll and he's a pain in the ass to Moderate. Unless you want to salary my work here, I rather not poke at it.


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This person has an illness.
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