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NE, Dream & Indiano: Thanks, guys. Before I answer you, I realize that my posts sometime come off as bragging, but as I've become older, it makes me feel good to share my knowledge and experiences, especially with the young guys that have it rough. I was there with you, in my late teens and early twenties, struggling to get even just a kiss, let alone some pussy. It fucking sucked. Well, shit ain't like that anymore. This thread is for guys that are fed up with that shit, and want to improve themselves and prepare for high-volume ass-getting.

The first woman, a Latina, I met online, and invited her for a picnic on Thursday. Took her to dinner, drinks and dancing the next day, and banged her in my apartment Saturday 12:30am.

The second was a woman, Irish, I met online a few weeks back. She lives a state over, so I had her drive to me, with the understanding that if we had good chemistry after dinner and drinks, we could have a "suitable" nightcap at my place. Banged her on the first date. She's a fun-sized gymnastics instructor, and I've been banging her every other week. Saturday I banged her for a few hours, after she made me lunch.

The third was a woman, Jewish, I met at a charity function. She's a V.I.P., well known in healthcare industry; always on the covers of industry publications. I invited her to drinks two weeks ago, then a picnic last Sunday, then she invited me to her brownstone Saturday night. She made me dinner, then I banged her all night.

Friday night was cool and breezy, so banging the first chick at my place was ok. Saturday it was hot and humid, so banging "on the road" was good. A Russian chick that I regularly bang is moving to FL next week, so she's leaving me here virtually brand new AC. I pick it up on Thursday, which means cool fucking for the weekend. :-)

You guys have speculated correctly. I have very high endurance. I used to be a pro athlete in my 20s, while I was in college. After banging the first one, I left for a 20-mile bike ride (which I do 5x a week, as part of a 100 mile weekly goal), then drove to the second, then to the third. All three had 5-6 screaming orgasms. I'm 42, don't drink coffee or caffeine, and don't take any supplements, testosterone or drugs. But I do drink lots of water and eat very, very healthily.


I always knew exercise played a big part in sex but everyone has there limits i guess. I never ran or anything im more of a push up and weight lifting guy. I was in good shape but i have really bad wrists so i can no longer do push ups or lift heavy weights. I tried wall push ups as a substitute but its not the same. Since then i gained some pounds but i wouldn't say im lazy or not good in the sack anymore, i will just say the weight has made have low self esteem (lower then it already was) and not be confident. Although im 23 i take caffeine pills due to my long hrs at work (11hrs) and child. I drink alcohol weekly sometimes daily. I drink 3-7 beers at once or stronger stuff, so perhaps all of that could be reason for my lack of energy.
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Healthy habits, such as cardiovascular exercise, clean eating and drinking plenty of water, is essential for a healthy libido. There were periods in my late twenties and early thirties where I let myself go a little, even going through phases where I ate doughnuts, pizza and fries. I could definitely tell the difference in the bedroom. There's no way I could do then what I can do now. I feel entirely dominant, on every level, in that bedroom. I am the lion and these women are little gazelles. My appetite/testosterone is voracious and has only grown through thorough health management. You can start slowly. Increase your water intake while reducing your alcohol intake. Instead of drinking 4 beers drink 2. Eventually move to light beers. Instead of drinking whiskey, drink a glass of wine. Instead of going for a strawberry milkshake (800-1100 calories) make yourself a banana smoothie with frozen bananas and almond milk (180 calories). So on and so forth. You're going to hit a level where you start feeling lighter and more energized. That's when you start increasing your exercise, as it will be easier with the added energy and lightness. Start challenging your body slowly. A little more weight on the bench press, few more reps on the pull up station, a few more yards on your jog/bike ride, Etc. Make yourself faster, stronger, smarter, more endurant.

Make yourself better.

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Healthy habits, such as cardiovascular exercise, clean eating and drinking plenty of water, is essential for a healthy libido. There were periods in my late twenties and early thirties where I let myself go a little, even going through phases where I ate doughnuts, pizza and fries. I could definitely tell the difference in the bedroom. There's no way I could do then what I can do now. I feel entirely dominant, on every level, in that bedroom. I am the lion and these women are little gazelles. My appetite/testosterone is voracious and has only grown through thorough health management. You can start slowly. Increase your water intake while reducing your alcohol intake. Instead of drinking 4 beers drink 2. Eventually move to light beers. Instead of drinking whiskey, drink a glass of wine. Instead of going for a strawberry milkshake (800-1100 calories) make yourself a banana smoothie with frozen bananas and almond milk (180 calories). So on and so forth. You're going to hit a level where you start feeling lighter and more energized. That's when you start increasing your exercise, as it will be easier with the added energy and lightness. Start challenging your body slowly. A little more weight on the bench press, few more reps on the pull up station, a few more yards on your jog/bike ride, Etc. Make yourself faster, stronger, smarter, more endurant.

Make yourself better.


Thank for the advice i will try it out.
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Chester, Excellent sound advise.

Alcohol, drugs, smoking cigarettes, bad diet, extra pounds, Depression, and stress will kill your libido and T levels!

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Tip#13: Laughter will get her in bed.
Way more important than dick size is your ability to make a woman laugh. Have you had funny experiences or situations in life? Bring them up to your date. If you get her to laugh, your chances of banging her goes up dramatically. The more laughter logged in your date, the higher your chances go up. Think of laughter as playing with her pussy. The more you play with it, the hornier she gets. A woman is often uptight and nervous during a date, so anything you can do to bring down the stress level and make her feel more comfortable will definitely improve your date. Laughter is taking that a step further, so far, in fact, that it loosens her up, in the right places. What's funny to a woman? Anything. Think of anything that's happening in your date, or that has happened in your history, that can cause the chuckles. Think on your feet. I once took a cab ride with a woman across Central Park (NYC) and, on the fly, decided to talk to the Indian cab driver in a deep Southern accent. The woman was literally in tears throughout the whole ride, and that was the first 10 minutes of the date. I banged her later that night.

If you think keeping her laughing may be a lot of work, don't worry, you don't have to be the only funny one. Laugh at anything that is even remotely funny from her. Laughing at her jokes, or funny statements, will make her feel very positively towards you, and loosen her up even more. The more laughter that is exchanged between you, the more positive energy is released between you, improving your chemistry. Once a woman senses and establishes chemistry with you, it's a wrap.

For all the young guys, take it from MF Doom (1:17-1:26):

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Chester, stop giving all this really BAD advice!!! If guys follow you up on it, there will be no more girls for you in NYC... [smile]
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Agreed you can get anyone's pant(ies) off with humor. It's also a great way to hide the fact you are a cheap date. My sense is that Chester spends more money on condoms and lube than he does on wine and food [eek] [kiss]
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@ Mustang, haha well let me tell you, between the bloopers I see from guys on dates, and the cluelessness I come across on these threads, it's the least I can do. But you know, I say this with great affection, because not long ago I was just like them. I'm going to tell you something I saw last weekend. I was driving on the West Side Highway and I saw this pasty looking young fellow in a cheap suit in the back of a taxi cab hollering at every chick he saw when the cab stopped at each light. I was next to him the whole time, due to traffic. This poor sap kept yelling "Ladies!" as if he was in a Beastie Boys rap video from the late 80s. They looked at him like a creep. But it was clear that he was just on vacation and had a few drinks in him, and just wanted to have a good time. It's very often the case that guys just want to have fun with girls, but they lack the sophistication, charm and raw attraction capabilities to have these experiences, so it all comes out very poorly. And I know that it hurts them inside, because it did me, when I was a young guy. So with these tips, I hope to help these guys at least avoid *some* of the pain that they'll undoubtedly experience in their courtship of today's women.
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@ Hunky, hehehe you guys are cracking me up over here! Now that's experience talking, Hunky! You're spot on with the cheap factor. When we were kids, my best friend and I used to compete on who would spend the least before getting a chick in bed. He always won because I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20. But the practice always remained intact, which means that I have a list of restaurants and venues that are relatively cheap, yet offer a wonderful atmosphere in which to court a date for sex. That will be the topic of my next tip. Thanks Hunky!
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Excellent tips for certain parts of the world and certain mentalities! I believe that in East Asia, some parts of Eastern Europe and almost all of Africa where poverty is rife, helping with feeding the family, schooling and a little upgrading of a girl's life can get you any and how many you need in bed. These tips come after, if you need a relationship ...
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The west has its own values/stupidities just as much as the East/Asia does. Having experienced both and if given a choice, I'd take the East any day. The best thing about the east/Asia, is that sex is not a taboo or a shameful act (some Eastern religious countries are very strict about casual sex) and men still have an abundance of young beautiful women to choose from, unlike the West where choices are limited for the average male.
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I used to work with a lot of poles. Always noticed the men were quite ugly but their women were stunning. Much more conservative and feminine too. Wife material.

Different culture all over. Men are much more masculine and tough than western men. They really take no shit from anyone even if they know they'll lose. Big in to personal responisbility and facing reality head on. Being with them made me a more capable guy. Always repsected them for it.
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Tip #14: Creativity will get you laid. And save you money.

When you're dealing with high volume (3-10 dates per week), you need to be cost conscious, or you'll hit pauper status pretty quickly. That's where creativity comes in. Women love to be taken out and treated to a nice date. Food, especially good food, is a big winner. However, restaurants can be costly. So get creative. Picnics are my "go to." A good deli can make you a pair of nice sandwiches, fresh salads and fruit. Total cost $25. Compare that to double, or even triple, that in a restaurant, and you'll see the savings. For extra credit, you could even stop at your local cheap liquor store the night before and get a nice bottle of white wine for 10 bucks; keep it in your fridge, and you'll have a nice cool, crisp bottle of wine for the picnic. Wine in the park is a huge differentiator, and a big stress reducer, which makes the date go way easier. I can't tell you how many women I've banged in the park. Some in plain daylight, with people walking around us. Just bring an extra blanket, to conceal the deed. If you do it right, it looks like you're just laying down with her in the spoon position, but really what's happening is your dick is already inside her and you're going back and forth really gently.
So you had your first date and only spent 25 bucks, but you didn't get to fuck her. No problem, if your charm on the first date matched your creativity, you can now invite her to your place and prepare a creative plate of cheese and fruit. See attached. Source fine cheeses and fresh fruit and olives. Make sure you remember the names of the cheeses and olives, and look up the history on the internet. Women love a man who is knowledgeable about the food he presents. It'll take an extra 10 minutes of your time, but it will make you stand out among all the other "dudes" she's dating.
Total cost $4 (full cost is actually $40 but it's good for at least 10 servings). Throw in a bottle of wine and the total cost is $14.
1st date: $25
2nd date: $14
Total cost to bang: $39

The following is often left out of dating tips, but as you get older, your charm, wit, creativity and assets all improve, making you a much more compelling suitor. This dramatically reduces the amount of time needed to get a woman in bed. The aforementioned courtship duration is my usual (2-3 dates). 4+ is very, very rare for me.

If you're worried that some women might think you're cheap, think again. One of those women that I banged in the park is the CEO of a multi-million dollar European clothing line. Our picnic was in the late afternoon, so by the time I actually banged her, it was night time, meaning that I didn't have to worry about hiding under the blankets. I fucked her doggystyle, smacking her ass and pulling her hair) with raccoons looking at us like we were nuts.

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Hey Chester I am surprised that #14 didn't include investing in a high end bottle of wine that you can refill with supermarket wine - or go to a high end wine shop and dig through their dumpster for said high end bottle. I have a 25 year old coming over in 30 minutes and I just knock em out with Cd cleaner and then make them Trader Joe's pancakes in the morning. I put a runny fried egg on the pancakes so I don't have to invest in maple syrup. Total cost $2.50. That's $1.25 am ass cheek. 🍑💥🍑
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LMAO, you're killin' it, HD!

I thought of the refill trick a while back but, once women hit 35+, their palates can sense the cheap wines. A decent $10-15 bottle gets the job done.

Cd cleaner had me on the floor!!

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