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hoddle10

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I still would don't worry I've got no standards, it's not as if I can be picky with my retarded penis


Retarded or not, you are going to need a lot of lube to get it in that old dear. 
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Haha
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Jesus, lads. The bar has descended to this. I blame myself.
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UK crew checking in. No comment on Joanna Lumley.

I had PMMA with Dr.C a couple of months ago, procedure done near bankrupted, so I won't be going for any more PMMA anytime soon, but was wondering how much it is to get it done by Dr. N? Would be a hell of a lot less hassle and cheaper going to Prague than Tijuana.
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hey cheers Hunkydory, that's good info for sure.

just read back some of this thread, just want to holla at thebeast and also at Reklaw and Dexterphall re where my head was at last year.

but far more important than any teary eyed nostalgia is that i just wanna say id definitely shag barbara windsor. and id do a sid james laugh after. 

also i think there was something else but i cant remember coz im trying to watch the footy...
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... well fuck man united anyway.  

anyway, i remembered what i was gonna say: isaw Dream's thread about rollers which i'll add to, but i just thought i'd put it on this thread first.

on my latest round i did what is now known as the Heimdall Maneouver! i used a roller. unlike our scandinavian brother though mine was less 'clean and with surgical precision' and more 'with a cling-film roller on a table top at the airbnb place i rented'. i pressed down too hard anyway and hurt my penis - you really have to be careful on the first few days. that meant i couldnt roll anymore and also that i had to go out at 6 in the morning in prague to the pharmacy for painkillers. in short: great idea (Heimdall's), poorly executed (me).
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also Fabricldn: it costs 95euros per ml and for the first 3 rounds it costs 600 euros for the work ie for 600 you get to come back three times.

btw i paid 200 euros for a one-off session on my last round (plus 95 per ml)

also if you wanna stay in prague and save money use airbnb. i stayed at a nice place right next to wenceslas square for something like 120 swiss francs for 5 days. it had a kitchen and everything and ive stayed at maybe 10 or 12 hotels in prague by now and for something as good as that youre looking at 60 chf a night.

ive been to prague 5 times in the last year and imo, wenceslas square is the best place to stay near. it's just a fabulous mile of all night activity. you can just pop out for 20 minutes and sit down and get the vibes and go home again lol! its not even a square btw: its a long rectangle. and it's like a cross between the champs elysses and las ramblas! 
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I know you like to joke Number22 but after being there 5 times you should know Prague is not in Switzerland [smile]
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lol! yeh fair enough: i just called it home coz once youve rolled your penis on the tabletop its partly yours forever. i like to think.
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How many rounds did you have, 22?
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How many rounds did you have, 22?


When you say 95 Euros per month, do you mean per CC?
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When you say 95 Euros per month, do you mean per CC?


ml = millilitres = cc

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any new photo's of it just hanging straight?
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hey guys just wanna update. five weeks ago last friday i had 20ccs and stayed in prague until the following wednesday i.e. five weeks ago today. i had a great time, rented an airbnb, and sometimes even left the house. prague is great. i've been there now in every season and every type of weather. i always go to a particular restaurant at least twice. i always go to the charles bridge. i always stay home and listen to talksport. i'll post some pics of my dick soon for sure, that's my word brothers. dr n likes it anyway: she said she wants a photo for the before and afters. i have much gratitude for my penis, so much gratitude. this time you will be interested to know i've been taking anavar, from the day before the injections to about 4 weeks later when my pills ran out. there it was, they just ran out. there i was, staring at the empty capsule-sheet. anyway, i started with 10 mg a day but within 10 days was on 40 mg. i haven't measured yet so what can i say? sorry guys, i'm just doing it my way. after a quick tour incognito round the bodybuilding forums i figured out how to score steroids. i sourced my anavar from the black market, necessarily, although big fucking shout out to a fellow on here for offering to help when i thought i needed it, maybe i better not name him though. probably he doesnt care and this is needlessly mysterious but anyway ... anyone want full instructions on how in the end i scored steroids from an eastern block mafiosi called vladimir via money transfer and a holding address then ask. i needed a holding address btw coz the country i live in literally opens up all incoming mail of a certain type, because they charge duty on imported goods that can be bought inside the country, and i didnt want them to find my steroids, obviously. so off i went to germany to pick up my pills just in time for that trip to prague.

i am just so happy about my dick. my gf came home a bit drunk tonight and squeezed my dick and said 'that's a big bulge'. which is the third time (yes i can even tell you exactly when and in what tone of voice) she has said how big my dick is recently. oh yeh, she ordered lube even. 

sorry for not measuring, i understand if you think 'what a waste of time'. but i'm telling you, a brilliant, happy state of mind is not to be fucked with. you're messing with some seriously powerful forces there.  



 
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Your a funny guy. Congrats on the new you bro.
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