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Some bizarre, crazy and funny world records:


World's Largest Vagina (19 inches - 48.26 cm)

The World's Biggest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today.

The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health.

Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches (48.26 cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.

World's Biggest Distance for a Jet of Semen (18 ft 9 in - 570 cm)

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in (579 cm) with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in - 375.92 cm) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph

World's Biggest Orgy (250 couples)

Japan has successfully set a new world record – having 250 men and 250 women consent to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world's biggest orgy! The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions.

Despite the "orgy" label, the 250 couples (all tested STD-free) featured in the video have sex only with each other and not with any other couple. The entire event is available for purchase on DVD.

World's Strongest Vagina (lifts 31 lbs with her vagina)

Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the 42-year-old Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough, she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety. She has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world's strongest vagina. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said.


Most Orgasms in an Hour

What are the most orgasms you’ve ever had in the span of an hour? Five? Maybe ten? Well, doctors from the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California recorded one woman who enjoyed (or endured) 134 orgasms over the course of an hour. And the same record for men? 16.


Biggest Collection of Penises

The dubious honor of Biggest Collection of Penises belongs to the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland. On its auspicious shelves, you can browse 300 penises, including one human one. No, we don’t know how they got it, and no, we’re not going to ask.

Honorable Mention: in 1300BCE, the Egyptian pharaoh Menephta ordered the amputation of all the penises of the Libyans he had just vanquished in battle. He collected 13,000.


Largest Penis

The largest penis in nature belongs to the blue whale, at about 8 feet in length and one foot in circumference. In the entire animal kingdom, the humble barnacle has the largest penis in proportion to its body size: A barnacle’s penis is 42 times its own body length. In second place is the Argentine Blue-Bill Duck at 14 inches. (Pretty big, considering it’s a duck of normal duck proportions.)

Honorable Mention: humans have the largest penis, both relatively and actually, of all the primates. Take that, you damned, dirty apes.


Smallest Penis

The smallest penis ever recorded sets the sex record at 0.39 inches (1 cm). There are a couple of conditions that can leave a man lacking so dramatically in his nether region.

One such condition is having a micropenis, where most of the penis actually resides inside the body. The other is a condition called congenital hypoplasia, where the glans of the penis is attached directly to the pubis, so the shaft of the penis doesn’t exist.


First Couple Shown in Bed on TV

Drumroll please…

The first couple ever to be shown on TV in bed together was Fred and Wilma Flintstone, way back in 1960. They definitely made the bed rock (sorry)!

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ilovetofu

Not content with my previous post I decided to add some more strange but true sex facts:

  1. -321°F is the temperature at which sperm banks store donor semen. At this temperature, semen can be stored indefinitely.
  2. The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
  3. The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.
  4. A chicken egg could accommodate the number of female ova necessary to repopulate the earth to its present numbers.
  5. White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.
  6. During erection, a smaller flaccid penis tends to have a greater percentage increase than a larger flaccid penis.
  7. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.
  8. Sex burns off an average of about 100 calories per session.
  9. For both men and women, the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at the point of orgasm.
  10. Heterosexual anal sex is something 43% of women have experienced.
  11. Women consider penis size the ninth most important feature for a man, while men rate it much more highly, in third place.
  12. During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.
  13. 15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work.
  14. Greek couples have sex an average of 138 times a year – placing them at the top of the world sex league. Japanese couples have sex just 45 times a year, which puts them in last place.
  15. Every time they engage in oral sex with their partner, 30% of women swallow.
  16. 80% of men living in the USA have been circumcised.
  17. There’s a direct link between how often a man has sex and his life expectancy.
  18. Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.
  19. There are about 1,000 recognised euphemisms for ‘vagina’ in the English language.
  20. 75% of Japanese women own a vibrator. The average worldwide is 47%.
  21. It takes two tablespoons of blood to get the average man’s penis erect.
  22. The clitoris contains twice as many nerve fibres as the penis – a toe-curling 8,000.
  23. Besides humans, bonobos (a type of chimp) and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.
  24. While giving birth, some women have been known to experience orgasm.
  25. Inside the female body, sperm cells can survive for up to nine days.
  26. For up to 70% of women, simultaneous direct stimulation of the clitoris during intercourse is essential for them to reach orgasm.
  27. Over 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation. 10% of men are affected by erectile dysfunction.
  28. The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.
  29. The average woman can reach orgasm in about 4 minutes through masturbation, while through intercourse, it can take 10 – 20 minutes.
  30. Sneezes, along with orgasms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.
  31. 85% of women are very satisfied with their partner’s penis size.
  32. The majority of women prefer to have sex in the dark.
  33. When having sex, black women are 50% more likely to reach orgasm than white women.
  34. 60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.
  35. Within the week, 22% of women tell at least five friends about their first sexual experience with a partner.
  36. 70% of men and women admit to having fantasised about someone else while having sex.

 

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Mustang2020
Very entertaining.... [smile]

Only 100 calories in one sex session???? it feels to me like running 5 miles
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dared3vil
Some pretty interesting ones in there. Thanks for the read!
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Ned11
I disagree with #23. Just watched on this site a tortoise going at it and I swear he was having the time of his life! 
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Hunkydory01
I'm surprised #36 isn't 100%.

Ned11 https://phalloboards.websitetoolbox.com/post/who-knew-tortoises-having-sex-sound-just-like-humans-7929272?highlight=tortoise&pid=1308301962



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Hunkydory01
On another note, I was having dinner with a 23-year-old friend of mine and ate one of his dumplings. As soon as I started to chew it tasted fishy and I spit it out. I asked if it was seafood and he said it was. I said I don't like seafood, I always imaged this is what pussy tastes like. He said "I wouldn't know. The only pussy I ever ate was my sisters" and he was not joking. He was 12 and she was 9. Now they both are gay. 
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Ned11
And this thread took an unexpected left turn. 
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Bonsi
Number 30 has been scientifically disproven in my sexual lab.  As my wife was orgasming I started bleeting like a doe in heat, stopped her orgasm dead in its tracks.  Her after she stopped laughing, “ What the hell that was a good one too?!”  
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